Hate Me?

Dear Haters

Hate me? Well grab a chair and wait for me to care. Its funny how you're always talking about me and I'm like "Damn, I have a fan club". Somebody once told me that haters are just confused admirers. They are one of those people who think that you're better than them. So hey guys, thank-you so much for that. I know that criticizing me is your weird way in which you make yourself feel good about who you are, so I respect your needs. You go through so much trouble talking about me behind my back when you know that I don't give you a shit. Sad, right?

You know what, say whatever you want about me. I don't care and I'm not gonna change myself just because you're jealous of who I am. You can go around judging me and bringing up my flaws but that shows how much you notice me. I'm glad you guys exist because you're the ones who make me feel good about myself without even trying. And sorry that I don't wake up every day to impress you. Or even notice you. Sorry that I don't find you worth wasting any of my emotions on so I don't even hate you. I just pity you.

XOXO

P.S. I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with ME and ugly starts with U.