My Name is Trouble

So I know people who always manage to dodge troubles in their lives. They have their ways of staying away from problems and honestly people who stick around these kind people always manage to enjoy the same advantages as well. I am opposite to these people. I'm the kind of person who could be described as a magnet to trouble. I always manage to mess things up and stick to trouble. In simple words I can be called the most fucked up person possible. People who know me would definitely know that my name is "trouble". But you know what, I enjoy certain advantages over people who dodge trouble and I guess I'm just proud to live the life I have no matter how much trouble I get myself into.