Wish I had Known

I have made stupid mistakes in my life. Like tons of them and I have done things that I regret , Some of them are little things which didn't affect me that badly and some are big ones which changed everything in my life.  All through my experience up till now, I have made a list of things I wish I had known before.

 I wish I had known that....

1. Wearing a white Nina Ricci dress while driving and drinking grape juice is a really bad idea.
2. When a teacher says "get out", she really means that you won the argument.
3. No matter how low you sing in your bedroom, the guests sitting in your living room will eventually hear you.
4. Follow your instincts when it comes to trusting a bitch.
5. Nicholas Sparks made his wife write all his books while his wife was PMS-ing. They are so full of estrogen.
6. Being friends with someone you don't trust or respect is not a great thing to do.
7. Texting a guy "sweet dreams" after 1:00 am is considered intimate. 
8. Being extra nice to people of opposite gender is often considered flirting. 
9. Most of the times, "I know we can do this" means  "You'll have to do it".
10. A dog cannot be given a bath without tasting soap bubbles.
11. If you're good at cooking doesn't means that you will also be good at baking.
12. No matter how hard you try, you wont be able to impress everyone.
13. Horrifying glares from random strangers always mean that you're in trouble.
14. Yawning at a teacher's face is considered rude.
15. If you irritate cats, they will always take revenge.
16. Time can heal almost anything. Broken hearts should be given a little time.
17. You can't always get away with prank-calling someone.
18. Never tell your secrets to a Mama's girl because indirectly you'll be telling her mother your secrets,
19. Having optimism is good but having blind optimism is risky.
20. Everything happens for a reason. Most  of the times the reason is that you're an idiot who is incapable of making the right decision. 

So this was my list of things "I wish I had known" and yeah, I know that some of them even sound stupid but at least you had a laugh. 

P.S. If you wanna add anything "you wish you had known" to this list then feel free to e-mail me                        at stillsoweird@hotmail.com. I will be posting a revised list with all your entries very soon.